Posted on May 29, 2012 in Community Service by 8 Comments

Question by i_am_the_dark_clown: Does any person know a way to get out of this “Community Service” point I have to do?
C’mon, it was just a couple of ounces for “recreational” use. It’s not like I was gonna jack up Mellon Bank. How else can I remain happy and chipper?

Man, I got the munchies.

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Answer by aceZX7
Smoke a fatty and buck up – do your community service. Come on, its not like you have to serve any jail time for just a couple of OZs….Had a single of Bushies cronies gotten a hold of you, you’d be performing a challenging and slow 20 years!

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    cooki9026 May 29 2012 - 11:04 pm

    i’d just do it untill it’s done

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    msverychocolate May 29 2012 - 11:25 pm

    NOPE , YOU DID THE CRIME SO DO THE TIME. BE THANKFUL THAT YOU ARENT IN JAIL OR PRISON!!!

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    wythingco May 29 2012 - 11:36 pm

    They would probably be better off if you just didn’t show up.
    You might be better off to.Hopefully they would put you in treatment.

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    bmwdriver11 May 30 2012 - 12:11 am

    Only if you prefer jail time. And only if you enjoy being someone’s b*tch. Dont forget what the guys on Oz would do to the new inmates.

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    nwtobe May 30 2012 - 1:11 am

    Just ignore it until the cops are knocking on your door, hauling you in on a bench warrant. I’d rather have you behind bars than in my community anyway.

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    Always Right May 30 2012 - 1:49 am

    You can’t get out of it, but you CAN make it more fun.

    1. Do it with a spliff hanging out of your mouth or tucked behind your ear.
    2. Do it with your chicken heart hanging out.
    3. Do it while wearing nothing but a pair of chaps, ass hanging out and everything.

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    AMERICAN_YANKEE35 May 30 2012 - 2:30 am

    dam dark clown dont you know to hide your stuff better than that.. if you must keep with you in the car, hide it good. lol lol

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    Boffo May 30 2012 - 3:23 am

    Just bite the bullet and go pick up the trash…now didn’t that reform you? Hah! Didn’t think it would.



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